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Post by Girl Power on Feb 2, 2007 3:06:32 GMT -5
Best lines:
"Sometimes being an American means going all out to say you're sorry to a foreigner you strangled."
"I never knew the Statue of Liberty was a woman. I had a lot of questions about America for Pierre."
I couldn't believe it when Catalina rubbed fish all over herself! The cheese and onions weren't so bad, but the hair glued to her underarms and fish, yuck.
And Randy's good in bed. Who woulda thunk?
Does anyone else think that Catalina might end up pregnant out of this?
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Post by gerry on Feb 2, 2007 12:23:01 GMT -5
I knew it. I knew that every single french man just wants to kiss american women. I knew it.
My favorite part was when Crabman was listing the wars, Randy goes, "We won that 18 to 12."
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Post by Girl Power on Feb 3, 2007 1:23:48 GMT -5
I knew it. I knew that every single french man just wants to kiss american women. I knew it. My favorite part was when Crabman was listing the wars, Randy goes, "We won that 18 to 12." I think he just wanted to get some action in general. I loved when he said that he came to America so that his French accent would make women want him. It reminded me of this movie I saw a long time ago with a French chef in New York City. He said that being a French chef in New York was like being Superman. On Krypton, Superman's just a guy, but on Earth, he's Superman. The French chef said, "In France, I'm just another guy with an average cream sauce, but here, I'm Superman!" I think that's true of people with any kind of romantic sounding accent in the US, whether it's French, Italian, British, Scottish (my faovirte), Austrailan. We Americans are suckers for those hot accents.
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Post by monkeycop on Feb 3, 2007 8:51:37 GMT -5
Catalina:" Come to bed Randy, and make love to me like your father does to your mother."
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Post by gerry on Feb 3, 2007 16:52:04 GMT -5
I knew it. I knew that every single french man just wants to kiss american women. I knew it. My favorite part was when Crabman was listing the wars, Randy goes, "We won that 18 to 12." I think he just wanted to get some action in general. I loved when he said that he came to America so that his French accent would make women want him. It reminded me of this movie I saw a long time ago with a French chef in New York City. He said that being a French chef in New York was like being Superman. On Krypton, Superman's just a guy, but on Earth, he's Superman. The French chef said, "In France, I'm just another guy with an average cream sauce, but here, I'm Superman!" I think that's true of people with any kind of romantic sounding accent in the US, whether it's French, Italian, British, Scottish (my faovirte), Austrailan. We Americans are suckers for those hot accents. Nope, I'm pretty sure it's just french men and american women. I did a little experiment to make sure. I snuck up behind a woman sitting with her elderly father and did my best impersonation of a South American Howler Monkey. She didn't kiss me. . .and neither did the paramedics that took her father to the hospital. "You slept with someone for cassettes?" "It was before CDs, don't judge me!"
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Post by Girl Power on Feb 8, 2007 2:12:16 GMT -5
Nope, I'm pretty sure it's just french men and american women. I did a little experiment to make sure. I snuck up behind a woman sitting with her elderly father and did my best impersonation of a South American Howler Monkey. She didn't kiss me. . .and neither did the paramedics that took her father to the hospital. "You slept with someone for cassettes?" "It was before CDs, don't judge me!" LMAO. No, howler monkeys are SO sexy! I also loved Catalina's comment. "How old were you? CDs came out in like 198..."
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