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Post by shep on Apr 30, 2007 5:23:19 GMT -5
I received this via email from a friend
The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are "THE" seven > > > dwarfs they get ushered in to see the Pope. > > > Dopey leads the pack. > > > "Dopey my son," says the Pope, > > > "What can I do for you?" > > > Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns > > in Rome?" > > > > The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment > > and answers > > > "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." > > > In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling. Dopey turns > > around > > > and gives them a glare, silencing them > > > Dopey turns back to face the Pope. > > > "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" > > > The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, > > > "No Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe." > > > This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey > > > turns around and silences them all with an angry glare. > > > Dopey turns back to the Pope and says, > > > "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?" > > > The Pope answers, > > > "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." > > > The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding > > > on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks and all begin chanting: > > > "Dopey shagged a penguin!" > > > "Dopey shagged a penguin!"
Do you have any jokes? Post them here ;D
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Ouija
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Post by Ouija on Apr 30, 2007 13:29:16 GMT -5
"What do accountants do when they're constipated?"
"They work it out with a pencil."
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Post by madvicks on Apr 30, 2007 13:34:08 GMT -5
JIM AND EDNA
Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered Edna to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displayed sound judgement. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"
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