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Post by scullow on May 14, 2007 13:53:01 GMT -5
One day Buffy was walking down the road When she realised she had stood on a toad She looked at her feet and said yuck! Then Buffy thought "I'm gonna upchuck!" However she managed to keep her cool Despite feeling totally cruel She then tried to talk to the little amphibian Which she'd already squashed into oblivion I must be mad for talking to this dead thing She said, unaware that it was the evil toad king The evil toad king had never heard of the slayer For this toad was a real player. Squished, he still made eye contact And made up his mind to take out a contract With the devil, in return for his soul To make him laugh he was droll "Stop!" Buffy said "Ive had enough of this chit chat!" "I'm now going to turn you into a fashionable hat!" And with that she called for her wicca pal Willow Who'd previoulsy made hats out of dead armadillo Was going to get creative with our green skinned friend, For the Hat she would make would set a new fashion trend And had to be modelled by Kate Moss As she was going to become the evil new boss Nobody knew how much trouble she would be With her looks and her legs and her "oh look at me" With a hand on her hip; Kate glared at slayer Buffy And thought about kicking her ass into a tree Buffy punched Kate in the face making the model's eyes all red and puffy And said " Did you really think you would get the better of me?" "In Sunnydale I am the one that rules" "With my skill and success and fancy slaying tools!" "I can do whatever I want" she said as she gave Kate Moss a kick to the head. With Kate down and out she decided to go Discuss with Angel about analogies of cookie dough. Because after a fight she always felt peckish And could normally manage a couple of Danish' This time though she felt like Chinese As her last Danish was full of disease But on her knees eating food with chop-stix
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Post by scullow on May 20, 2007 5:27:35 GMT -5
One day Buffy was walking down the road When she realised she had stood on a toad She looked at her feet and said yuck! Then Buffy thought "I'm gonna upchuck!" However she managed to keep her cool Despite feeling totally cruel She then tried to talk to the little amphibian Which she'd already squashed into oblivion I must be mad for talking to this dead thing She said, unaware that it was the evil toad king The evil toad king had never heard of the slayer For this toad was a real player. Squished, he still made eye contact And made up his mind to take out a contract With the devil, in return for his soul To make him laugh he was droll "Stop!" Buffy said "Ive had enough of this chit chat!" "I'm now going to turn you into a fashionable hat!" And with that she called for her wicca pal Willow Who'd previoulsy made hats out of dead armadillo Was going to get creative with our green skinned friend, For the Hat she would make would set a new fashion trend And had to be modelled by Kate Moss As she was going to become the evil new boss Nobody knew how much trouble she would be With her looks and her legs and her "oh look at me" With a hand on her hip; Kate glared at slayer Buffy And thought about kicking her ass into a tree Buffy punched Kate in the face making the model's eyes all red and puffy And said " Did you really think you would get the better of me?" "In Sunnydale I am the one that rules" "With my skill and success and fancy slaying tools!" "I can do whatever I want" she said as she gave Kate Moss a kick to the head. With Kate down and out she decided to go Discuss with Angel about analogies of cookie dough. Because after a fight she always felt peckish And could normally manage a couple of Danish' This time though she felt like Chinese As her last Danish was full of disease But on her knees eating food with chop-stix She finally decided that the Scoobies were all nits
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Post by Ouija on May 20, 2007 8:32:51 GMT -5
One day Buffy was walking down the road When she realised she had stood on a toad She looked at her feet and said yuck! Then Buffy thought "I'm gonna upchuck!" However she managed to keep her cool Despite feeling totally cruel She then tried to talk to the little amphibian Which she'd already squashed into oblivion I must be mad for talking to this dead thing She said, unaware that it was the evil toad king The evil toad king had never heard of the slayer For this toad was a real player. Squished, he still made eye contact And made up his mind to take out a contract With the devil, in return for his soul To make him laugh he was droll "Stop!" Buffy said "Ive had enough of this chit chat!" "I'm now going to turn you into a fashionable hat!" And with that she called for her wicca pal Willow Who'd previoulsy made hats out of dead armadillo Was going to get creative with our green skinned friend, For the Hat she would make would set a new fashion trend And had to be modelled by Kate Moss As she was going to become the evil new boss Nobody knew how much trouble she would be With her looks and her legs and her "oh look at me" With a hand on her hip; Kate glared at slayer Buffy And thought about kicking her ass into a tree Buffy punched Kate in the face making the model's eyes all red and puffy And said " Did you really think you would get the better of me?" "In Sunnydale I am the one that rules" "With my skill and success and fancy slaying tools!" "I can do whatever I want" she said as she gave Kate Moss a kick to the head. With Kate down and out she decided to go Discuss with Angel about analogies of cookie dough. Because after a fight she always felt peckish And could normally manage a couple of Danish' This time though she felt like Chinese As her last Danish was full of disease But on her knees eating food with chop-stix She finally decided that the Scoobies were all nits So she and Angel discussed how to get rid of them
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Post by scullow on May 20, 2007 8:46:23 GMT -5
One day Buffy was walking down the road When she realised she had stood on a toad She looked at her feet and said yuck! Then Buffy thought "I'm gonna upchuck!" However she managed to keep her cool Despite feeling totally cruel She then tried to talk to the little amphibian Which she'd already squashed into oblivion I must be mad for talking to this dead thing She said, unaware that it was the evil toad king The evil toad king had never heard of the slayer For this toad was a real player. Squished, he still made eye contact And made up his mind to take out a contract With the devil, in return for his soul To make him laugh he was droll "Stop!" Buffy said "Ive had enough of this chit chat!" "I'm now going to turn you into a fashionable hat!" And with that she called for her wicca pal Willow Who'd previoulsy made hats out of dead armadillo Was going to get creative with our green skinned friend, For the Hat she would make would set a new fashion trend And had to be modelled by Kate Moss As she was going to become the evil new boss Nobody knew how much trouble she would be With her looks and her legs and her "oh look at me" With a hand on her hip; Kate glared at slayer Buffy And thought about kicking her ass into a tree Buffy punched Kate in the face making the model's eyes all red and puffy And said " Did you really think you would get the better of me?" "In Sunnydale I am the one that rules" "With my skill and success and fancy slaying tools!" "I can do whatever I want" she said as she gave Kate Moss a kick to the head. With Kate down and out she decided to go Discuss with Angel about analogies of cookie dough. Because after a fight she always felt peckish And could normally manage a couple of Danish' This time though she felt like Chinese As her last Danish was full of disease But on her knees eating food with chop-stix She finally decided that the Scoobies were all nits So she and Angel discussed how to get rid of them They thought about using some out of town hit-men
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Post by Ouija on May 21, 2007 10:13:57 GMT -5
One day Buffy was walking down the road When she realised she had stood on a toad She looked at her feet and said yuck! Then Buffy thought "I'm gonna upchuck!" However she managed to keep her cool Despite feeling totally cruel She then tried to talk to the little amphibian Which she'd already squashed into oblivion I must be mad for talking to this dead thing She said, unaware that it was the evil toad king The evil toad king had never heard of the slayer For this toad was a real player. Squished, he still made eye contact And made up his mind to take out a contract With the devil, in return for his soul To make him laugh he was droll "Stop!" Buffy said "Ive had enough of this chit chat!" "I'm now going to turn you into a fashionable hat!" And with that she called for her wicca pal Willow Who'd previoulsy made hats out of dead armadillo Was going to get creative with our green skinned friend, For the Hat she would make would set a new fashion trend And had to be modelled by Kate Moss As she was going to become the evil new boss Nobody knew how much trouble she would be With her looks and her legs and her "oh look at me" With a hand on her hip; Kate glared at slayer Buffy And thought about kicking her ass into a tree Buffy punched Kate in the face making the model's eyes all red and puffy And said " Did you really think you would get the better of me?" "In Sunnydale I am the one that rules" "With my skill and success and fancy slaying tools!" "I can do whatever I want" she said as she gave Kate Moss a kick to the head. With Kate down and out she decided to go Discuss with Angel about analogies of cookie dough. Because after a fight she always felt peckish And could normally manage a couple of Danish' This time though she felt like Chinese As her last Danish was full of disease But on her knees eating food with chop-stix She finally decided that the Scoobies were all nits So she and Angel discussed how to get rid of them They thought about using some out of town hit-men But no wait, Buffy has stakes and Angel(us) has fangs
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Post by scullow on May 22, 2007 4:35:44 GMT -5
One day Buffy was walking down the road When she realised she had stood on a toad She looked at her feet and said yuck! Then Buffy thought "I'm gonna upchuck!" However she managed to keep her cool Despite feeling totally cruel She then tried to talk to the little amphibian Which she'd already squashed into oblivion I must be mad for talking to this dead thing She said, unaware that it was the evil toad king The evil toad king had never heard of the slayer For this toad was a real player. Squished, he still made eye contact And made up his mind to take out a contract With the devil, in return for his soul To make him laugh he was droll "Stop!" Buffy said "Ive had enough of this chit chat!" "I'm now going to turn you into a fashionable hat!" And with that she called for her wicca pal Willow Who'd previoulsy made hats out of dead armadillo Was going to get creative with our green skinned friend, For the Hat she would make would set a new fashion trend And had to be modelled by Kate Moss As she was going to become the evil new boss Nobody knew how much trouble she would be With her looks and her legs and her "oh look at me" With a hand on her hip; Kate glared at slayer Buffy And thought about kicking her ass into a tree Buffy punched Kate in the face making the model's eyes all red and puffy And said " Did you really think you would get the better of me?" "In Sunnydale I am the one that rules" "With my skill and success and fancy slaying tools!" "I can do whatever I want" she said as she gave Kate Moss a kick to the head. With Kate down and out she decided to go Discuss with Angel about analogies of cookie dough. Because after a fight she always felt peckish And could normally manage a couple of Danish' This time though she felt like Chinese As her last Danish was full of disease But on her knees eating food with chop-stix She finally decided that the Scoobies were all nits So she and Angel discussed how to get rid of them They thought about using some out of town hit-men But no wait, Buffy has stakes and Angel(us) has fangs So they could take out not just the Scoobies, but some Gangs
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Post by scullow on May 22, 2007 4:36:56 GMT -5
I think we might have to stop this Rick when we get to one post per page because it is so long. ;D
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